The Bolso Tagua - the bag that comes with a warning: extreme chicness could lead to unwanted attention/adulation.
Front: short, shiny brown hair
Back: soft, shiny chocolate brown leather
Lining: bright orange polyester lining, with 3 pockets
Last picture features my cheapest #lowbudgetmodel, yours truly, holding a similar version of the Tagua. I am also sporting a maternity shirt, and I haven't been pregnant in 11 years. Hey, it's cute and at least it's not the pants.